how to clean the XXX?

ME: How ar? XXX still very sticky.
HIM: What did you do?? Got sperm stained on it is it?
ME: I also wish sperm, then just lick the XXX.
HIM: Haha.
ME: The YYY also spoil.
HIM: But dont think licking can repair the YYY.
ME: Then I blow lor. Orgasm with the XXXYYY.
HIM: Ya, think you should suck it and it will shoot.

XXX = Camera housing part.
YYY = Housing buttons
XXXYYY = Housing

What the.....

Kukup Village 2d1n

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Finally, squeezed a little bit of time at work to blog.

From my previous post, after the show "Semi-Pro" and the piggyback ride, I went home at 0735, showered, had breakfast with parents and hurried to JE MRTS (meeting point) to meet the rest. Yup, no sleep.
=(

The jam from Singapore was soooo bad I knocked out in van. Kukup is only 2 hours away from Singapore but we need 4 hours to arrive.

Finally... Kukup.

The street::The place where people stayed and where tides can be observed::Their way of living::

The place we stayed is a Chinese Village. Heard there is about 200+ households there. But only about 40 homes were rented to tourist as 'chalets', which is actually illegal but so long there isnt any commotions, Malaysian government actually wouldnt really bother.

I crossed over to the other side.. Shaky..::

Myself at the open space where we put the fireworks at 10pm that day::Myself with my junior and senior::So, the fireworks at night after our dinner which was BBQ-ed by the family and watched "Just Singapore" drama sia, in the rain::I have to admit I'm the timid one. Hiding one corner only, but in the rain. Ha!

After that was just taking turns to shower and I turned in early.

Freaking 6.50am, someone tapped on me and called out my name. Was awaken to watch Sunrise... HAHA! This is the Sunrise from our dining area view::

Got proof hor! I did wake early for sunrise shoots::But hell yeah, concussed after taking the pictures at 7.15am, while they were having breakfast...::5 of us went Red Forest Walk + Kelong while the other 4 stayed to masak Monopoly! Ha!

Looking for things to capture by my E330::Swamp sia... Look at the wild boar with her children. Muddy!::the peak, not a single bird! Dead town~::Second station, to the Kelong. Peaceful. Simplicity::"What you think you are doing to the shark huh?!"::Back to house, took turns to shower again and went for lunch.

Special thanks to YL, TK, Coreen, KokSeng, Kate, Fred, JH and Aaron.

By the way, KokSeng is Jo's and Dot's friend! How small can the world be?! He recognised me but I dont. We dined at Haoting's cafe with Yvonne too, some time back! He remembered my face, he remembered my face. Heh ^^ And I indirectly tried to sell Esther's Perhentian trip to him as well. Oops. 'Cos of this trip, he turned down Esther's great offer. O.O.P.S. x2!

And I saw my neighbour there as well. OMG.

1 moment laugh 1 moment shiver

a.

Had two movies last week..

On Thursday, went Marina Square to watch a comedy at 10.05pm.. We reached pretty late but managed to catch the whole show without missing the front.

Anyway, we watched...

Semi-Pro. A comedy. Brainless laughicious show. Ha! I laughed in the theatre till I was sweating like a soaked piglet.

After that, went East Coast Park for "dinner" @ some HK Cafe and a walk at the beach. Woo.. I had a piggyback as well!! Was only thinking of a short 15m down one freak slope that's all, but somehow somewhat was being pampered for probably more than 400m? Hee Hee~

On Saturday, watched another movie at West Mall at 9.00pm.

I mistook it. I thought I was watching "Step Up 2". I only realised when the show got scarier. LOL! *blur* I missed probably 10% of the show? As usual, covered my eyes. LOL!!!

Men

Got this from someone from FACEBOOK whom I didnt know who he is..

"Men are like fine wine. Men started off as a grape. You step and stamp them till it become something that you would like to dine with..."

I guess you can only say this to a bride-to-be.

Seems sweet though.

When will THAT grape roll to me?

Pulau Aur Dive Trip

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Though suffering from bad back pain due to, I suspect, the backrolls, I still very much wanted to blog about my dive trip..

Yup, went with my first dive buddies in my life, Dot and Pauline. They were the ones who seen me through my Open Water (while they were on their Leisure), though they were far much better divers than me. More dive experience than me also lor!

Okway, so let me blog with pictures. Words less. Didnt take much pictures though.

Met GEF and the misus at DC. Then saw Ms barracudas also. Then Petrol Kiosk saw Effendy, Eric, Jerric, T-Dive, Josh, John, dont know if I missed out any though. At Mersing met the same group again but plus Shaun, Raymond and Eric Li. WoW. Like a gathering. ^^ So many dive centers.

Time to introduce my buddies!
This is me and Dot::

This is Dot and Pauline!::

Greeted by Rainbow early morning!::First dive of the trip, GUIDE VINCENT doing dive brief::

Clever me, left my swimwear on boat far far away. HA! Have to specially ferry me over and back to resort to change! Marvellous la.

On the sampan (taxi) boat, sat the Resort Big Boss and his friends. They were busy arguing if my coloured contact lenses are green or otherwise! URGH! I have to look into their eyes one by one. Zzz. They said my eyes are ALREADY naturally brown, why would I still get brown lenses? They said they looked greenish anyway and SCARY! BRRRRRGH.

Then the Big Boss said, if I dare to wear PINK lenses for 2 weeks, me and my friends can get to dive and stay for free. ZZzzz

I think DM FIN (right) and Guide Vince (left) are plotting strategy. LOL::

Threesomes!::

Nice flute eh?::No idea what is it. Caught my attention that's all::My buddy Dot launching her SMB while I'm doing my safety stop::Poisonous Scorpion::Hallo clownfish::the smalls in group::the big, solo::Remember this bluE spotted!!! REMEMBER ok? Anyway, it looked abit wounded isnt it??::So much so for 1st Day.

I started my second day with pukes on the sampan boat towards the dive boat.

Diving on the second day::

Puffy lar, not boxxy::Nudis::Moray::Cuttlefish::My Guide Vincent underwater, always waiting for the last diver who is, me::Trio. Thank you babes (cant figure whois behind though)::Myself at my 99th dive, back to the place where i had my 1st dive!::Oh ya! Have to mention how Dot looked likes when she saw I was being attacked by huge Trigger. I didnt feel anything but she was taking her dagger and having that muderous look lor! I sensed something wrong so hid behind her. ddidnt expect when she relaxed with the dagger in her hand, being behind her is pretty bad choice, haha. I panic at the sight of the dagger instead of the Trigger. HAHA! No lar, I didnt see the Trigger. Thank goodness. And no wonder the rest called her.. "Rambo".

Heading back to Mersing and started some photowhoring session.

Me with Fin::The start of the wait of TWO FREAKING HOURS for the rest at Mersing..The hardworking ones loading gears onto coach, obviously I'm not one of them, I'm holding my camera taking this picture lor! Haha::I photowhored in the coach as well...Thanks every one of them!!!This group keep calling me "Mei Gui" (Rose in chinese). HAHA. Buay Tahan, even name Dot and Pauline some flowers as well. Ha! They are parents of 2 lor! How envious!

As usual.. The Injuries section.

Sometimes I say not i want be pang-dang lor! I was having period during the trip!!! (one level up being a diver, haha) We were worrying for blood trails on thighs and all then.... blood didnt leave a trail from you-know-where but instead.... HERE::Dripped and dripped i quickly removed my booties. LOL. Remember that blue spotted? Ya lor, i went so low to take a close shot, I couldnt concentrate because I knew I was last diver somehow and still hiding behind some corals. Its like pressing for time. Mind legs hands all cannot coordinate. Ha. Buang lor.

So this is the 3rd day of the wound's look::And this is caused by backrolling (think next time backrolls must wear wetsuit or at least longer boardshorts!)::And the sweetest of the closure is... a pick up by Aaron at Jurong with a car (not that scary scrambler, cos I've got gear to carry). He made it sweeter by arriving early on his own and rather he himself be the one waiting and not me. Thanks Aaron.. =)

By the way, not much pictures because the dives were simply TOO FAST!! I didnt stop at any spot for more than 5seconds, i felt. SoO no pictures. Even there were, not nice ones. No time to focus. Fighting current was another thing, catching up with group is also another issue. LOL.

Heard some of them saw Manta at Dayang Tip! Man~ Why not me?!! Being the last diver, I didnt even get to see turtles!!! Boo..